Invasion of the Stupid People

Note that I wrote this some time ago, forgot about it, and found it while searching around on my computer files for the fun of it. I shared it with Mark and he thought it was funny so I decided to share it with the rest of you to make you smile for a little while (unless you are one of the stupid people.) It is quite short. Enjoy.

Invasion of the Stupid People

From Planet Upper Class

Starring: Captain Smarty Pants and his side kick - Still Learning

Costarring: the Kenodian, Keritonian, Clintonian, Pelosian, Obamonian, and other upper class clans.

On the planet Normal People in a distant galaxy we can't seem to remember where, is occurring a major crisis. In a surprise move that even surprised the move makers, the Stupid People from the Planet Upper Class has staged a major invasion and seized complete control of the planet Normal People. Suddenly, life is bleak as the Stupid People plot to force all forms of stupidity on the Normal People such as socialism, increased government spending to solve the problems caused by socialist controls of the formerly capitalist economy with no idea of where they will get the money to pay for all this insane spending because the Stupid People have already spent the government into a state of extreme debt by spending hundreds of billions of dollars a year on their idiot socialist programs, more socialism to solve the problems created by the already used socialism, and the Stupid People actually walking around thinking they are intelligent (bwahahahaha - oh, back to the story).

Feverishly, Captain Smarty Pants tries to figure out how to solve the problem with the aid of his side kick, Still Learning (SL for short probably because he is pretty short at only 5' 2".)

SL: What seems to be the cause of our problems, Captain Smarty Pants?

CSP: The Stupid People, from Planet Upper Class, thinking themselves intellectually superior to the Normal People, bwahahahaha, oh, yes, has staged a surprise coup of Planet Normal People in order to force the Normal People, who had been living quite normal lives, to live the really stupid lives of the Stupid People. The Stupid People insist on forcing their really stupid socialism and other forms of government mismanagement on the Normal People.

SL: Well, Captain Smarty Pants, how stupid are these Stupid People?

CSP: Well, the members of the Kenodian Clan are so stupid they can't even drive cars. Every time they try to drive a car, they keep missing really important things, like the road and bridges. Because rivers are significantly larger than bridges, the Kenodians find it much easier to hit the rivers. The Keritonians are so stupid they can't even ride a bicycle without falling down. All the Stupid People from Planet Upper Class are so stupid they can't even remember who their wives are and keep ending up in bed with other women. It doesn't seem to matter to the Stupid People women because, no matter which Stupid People male they get in bed with, they end up being banged by some one dumber than my farts. Besides, there is mounting evidence that the Stupid People women are even dumber than the men and can't remember who their husbands are. Scientists are still trying to figure out if their children are even actually conceived or just happen to show up by accident. There is even evidence the children start out as Stupid People fecal matter which just starts walking and talking.

SL: What has caused the Stupid People to become so stupid?

CSP: The Stupid People have been inbreeding, they like to call it selective breeding, for so long they have bred themselves stupid. They are such a relatively small population who have been screwing each other so long they have screwed up their gene pool and screwed themselves stupid.

You smiled, didn't you?

What do you think, should we write a movie about this? Oh hold it, the lefty media and Commierats are already staging a live drama about this, aren't they?

John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

You better....

Pray long, pray hard, pray often!!!

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